[[belated OOM: On Mardi Gras, Urquhart and Moist take advantage of Urquhart being temporarily female. Warning for HET sex!]]

Guess who forgot what day it is?

Annabelle is staring at her new, er, costume. "Fucking Milliways," she says with a sigh.

At least she can take the Big Freaking Gun apart and see how it's put together, which is an improvement over SOME of the costumes she's been saddled with.

It's Posner's first Mardi Gras in Milliways, so he isn't at all expecting the drastic change that comes over him when he steps inside. His center of gravity shifts dramatically, and his clothing becomes a bit tight in some places and a bit loose in others and all over too long.

"Oh, Christ..."

Ako would like, among other things, a shirt that closes, some dignity and, just maybe, her gender back.

Instead there is a glass of ice water.

Botherable, if mortified.

Enzo is at the bar, and laughing rather loudly ( Read more... )

You know, it's just another day at the bar, where you work, you walk in, you're ready to start cleaning up the counter and stocking up the liquor and cutting fruit when you realized that this is NOT your workplace. Rather, it's the interdimensional BAR that you like to grab a pint at when you're not at work ( Read more... )

It is that time of year again, as decorations around the bar show. That is probably why the tall blond man clattering down the stairs, laughing, followed by a white-and-brown dog turns into a tall, blonde woman clattering down the stairs, cursing, followed by an irritated and barking dog. "Shhhh, Franz, you idiot, it's me!" she tells the animal; ( Read more... )

Thalia comes downstairs today trying to decide if her dream of herself and the golden fleece was prophetic or not. When her foot touches the last step down her clothes change and she freezes. She's tempted to run back up stairs just like she has for all the other weird holidays this place has but then she remembers Demeter's advice to try new ( Read more... )

The woman who steps through the Door is glamorous to the point of parody, with an impossible fall of sleekly wavy blonde hair, impeccably arched eyebrows, and a lacy black dress that doesn't look as though anyone should be able to move in it without copious amount of duct tape in some spots and Crisco in others ( Read more... )

With a building full of seniors three months away from graduation, Mardi Gras festivities in Parker’s dorm had been somewhat casual. But where is it written that a Venetian mask doesn’t go with jeans and a tee shirt ( Read more... )